booze


VB
VB Stubbie: 375mL
Style: full strength bitter lager
Alcohol: 4.8%
Carbs: 11.6 grams
Energy: 630 kilojoules; 150 calories
Standard drinks: 1.4
draught
Carlton Draught stubbie: 375mL
Style: full strength lager
Alcohol: 4.60%
Carbs: 10.13 grams
Energy: 581 kilojoules; 139 calories
Standard drinks: 1.4
crown
Crown Lage bottles: 375mL
Style: full strength premium lager
Alcohol: 4.9%
Carbs: 11.6 grams
Energy: 630 kilojoules; 150 calories
Standard drinks: 1.4

blonde
Pure Blonde stubbies: 355mL
Style: full strength lager
Alcohol: 4.60%
Carbs: 2.9 grams
Energy: 444 kilojoules; 106 calories
Standard drinks: 1.3
NOTE: Other Blondes...
Pure Blonde "Naked" = 89 cals/Alc 3.5%
Boags Classic Blonde = 113 cal/Alc 4.5%
Bondi Blonde = 102 cal/Alc 4.5%
Cascade Blonde Lager = 154 cal/Alc 4.8%
cas_light
Cascade Premium Light stubbies: 375mL
Style: light strength premium lager
Alcohol: 2.7%
Carbs: 11.6 grams
Energy: 446 kilojoules; 105 calories
Standard drinks: 0.8

sterlo
Sterling stubbies: 375mL
Style: low alcohol premium lager
Alcohol: 2.5%
Carbs: 11.6 grams
Energy: 427 kilojoules; 101 calories
Standard drinks: 0.7
strongbow
Strongbow Cider: 355mL
Style: Alcoholic cider
Alcohol: 5.0% Standard drinks: 1.4
DRY - Carbs: 12 grams
Energy: 635 kilojoules; 152 calories
ORIGINAL - Carbs:19.5 grams
Energy: 756 kilojoules; 181 calories
SWEET - Carbs: 26.6 grams
Energy: 866 kilojoules; 206 calories

jimbeam
Jim Beam can: 375mL
Energy: 1110 kilojoules; 265 calories
Wine

Glass = 175mL, Fat(g) = 0%
Dry White:
485 kilojoules; 116 calories
Mid White: 544 kilojoules; 130 calories
Reds: 500 kilojoules; 119 calories
Champagne: 556 kilojoules; 133 calories

Vodka
similar for Gin

Shot 30mL - Fat(g) = 0
Energy: 276 kilojoules; 66 calories
With Diet Coke 300mL
Energy: 402 kilojoules; 96 calories
With Lime & Soda 300mL
Energy: 477 kilojoules; 114 calories

WATER
Water
Style: yuck
Alcohol: 0%, Carbs: 0 grams, Standard drinks: 0
Energy: 0 kilojoules; 0 calories
Useful as ICE in naughty drinks

Sports
drinks

Bad stuff unless used during or imediately after sport

To see how many calories you should be consuming click here

This Fat Bastard's Conclusion...
Don't drink beer to quench thirst, make that first drink after cricket a water, then maybe a few Blondes.
Vodka & Ice (or diet Coke) is looking good too!

GIRLIE DRINKS

Drink
Calories
Kilojoules
Bacardi and coke
120
500
Bacardi breezer (orange, lime and pineapple)
190
795
Bourbon and coke
120
500
Bundy and coke
120
500
Jack Daniels and cola (can)
280
1170
Jim Beam (white) (can)
265
1110
Jim Beam (black) (can)
300
1255
Lemon Ruski
220
920
Malibu Chill
185
775
Midori illusion
200
840
Vodka Cruiser
210
880
Vodka and lemon, lime and soda UDL
255
1065
Wild Turkey and cola
275
1150
Wild turkey and dry
270
1130
Woodstock and cola
220
920

Activities required to burn off calories - hmm, cricket doesn't rate!

Activity
Amount of calories burned off
Amount of kilojoules burned off
1 hour Active Boxing training
900
3768
1 hour tai chi or yoga
281
1180
20 minutes cycling (15km/hr)
141
591
1 hour medium level aerobics
422
1772
1 hour kickboxing
704
2957
1 hour pilates
300
1260
1 hour push ups and sit ups
317
1331
30 minutes skipping
352
1478
30 minutes heavy weights
211
886
30 minutes walking fast
211
886
30 minutes jogging
317
1329
30 minutes freestyle swimming
282
1182
1 hour basketball
845
3547
1 hour netball
660
2772
1 hour competitive soccer
704
2957
1 hour skateboarding
352
1478
1 hour surfing
211
886